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gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

I really want a response to this comment. I need to know who got first.

the boy who got first was the son of a teacher at my school, and his speech was about being a teacher’s kid. everyone loved him and he was eventually school captain/head boy/class president whatever your equivalent. so yup, that’s who got first